2009年10月25日 星期日

http://www.dotblogs.com.tw/jeff377/archive/2008/10/29/5818.aspx

在網頁上常把圖形驗證碼應用在登入或貼文的頁面中,因為圖形驗證碼具有機器不易識別的特性,可以防止機器人程式惡意的存取網頁。在本文中將實作一個圖形驗證碼的伺服器控制項,透過簡單的屬性設定就可以輕易地在網頁上套用圖形驗證碼。

2009年10月19日 星期一

先說好,這不是我喔 囧

How to Release the Pressure in Life
如何釋放生活中的壓力

As a high school student,I'm under a lot of pressure
身為一名高中生 我的生活處在極大的壓力之中

It's quite important to release the pressure so that I won't be overwhelmed.
釋放壓力是件滿重要的事 這樣我才不會崩潰

Like many male teenagers,the way I relax is masturbation.
就像許多鄉民一樣 我的放鬆方式是打手槍

I've been watching porns since junior high.
我國中就在看A片了

A classmate lent me a DVD,telling me ,"There's something exciting in it!"
班上一個同學借了我一片DVD 說" 幹 裡面真是有夠給他精采!! "

I put it in the DVD player and pressed the "PLAY" button.
我把DVD放入光碟機裡然後按下 "播放" 按鈕

After about 15 minutes,I jizzed.
大概15分鐘我就繳械了

I can't help masturbating since then.
從此之後我就不能自已了

When I get scolded,I jerk off.
當我被罵 我就打槍

When I get bad grades,I jerk off.
當我被當 我就打槍

When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.
當我被劈 我也打槍

Every time I feel depressed,I masturbate.
反正每當心情不好就是要給他來一槍

As the "glue" comes out,which makes me reach orgasm,the pressure is gone.
每當 洨 流出來的時候 我感到高潮 那種酥麻的快感把身上的壓力全部釋放

I think everybody should masturbate when he(or she) is in a bad mood.
我覺得不管是他或她 都應該在心情不好的時候手淫一下

It does help a lot.
多多益善

蠻有水準的好文章……只是內容很好笑而已 XDD
稍後再補上中文……

How to Release the Pressure in Life

As a high school student,I'm under a lot of pressure It's quite important to release the pressure so that I won't be overwhelmed.Like many male teenagers,the way I relax is masturbation.

I've been watching porns since junior high.A classmate lent me a DVD,telling me ,"There's something exciting in it!" I put it in the DVD player and pressed the "PLAY" button. After about 15 minutes,I jizzed. I can't help mmasturbating since then.

When I get scolded,I jerk off.
When I get bad grades,I jerk off.
When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.
Every time I feel depressed,I masturbate.

As the "glue" comes out,which makes me reach orgasm,the pressure is gone.
I think everybody should masturbate when he(or she) is in a bad mood.
It does help a lot.