[轉錄]How to Release the Pressure in Life

蠻有水準的好文章……只是內容很好笑而已 XDD
稍後再補上中文……

How to Release the Pressure in Life

As a high school student,I'm under a lot of pressure It's quite important to release the pressure so that I won't be overwhelmed.Like many male teenagers,the way I relax is masturbation.

I've been watching porns since junior high.A classmate lent me a DVD,telling me ,"There's something exciting in it!" I put it in the DVD player and pressed the "PLAY" button. After about 15 minutes,I jizzed. I can't help mmasturbating since then.

When I get scolded,I jerk off.
When I get bad grades,I jerk off.
When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.
Every time I feel depressed,I masturbate.

As the "glue" comes out,which makes me reach orgasm,the pressure is gone.
I think everybody should masturbate when he(or she) is in a bad mood.
It does help a lot.